Jeg har en trofast leverandør af gode grin. Jeg elsker nÃ¥r der ankommer en mail fra hende, for nok er det en kvinde som sender dem… men ikke en sky en af slagsen. Denne her skal I ogsÃ¥ lige have fornøjelsen af. Den slags fÃ¥r mig til at grine. Kald mig bare plat. Jeg kan tÃ¥le det…
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then goes up into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband tells the wife: “Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years… I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably dangerous! If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”
To which the wife responds: ” He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.”
erlando - torsdag 21. oktober 2004 klokken 21:37
:oD
Pernille - torsdag 21. oktober 2004 klokken 21:49
…og man fristes jo til at sige:
Så kan han lære det!
Men det vil jeg naturligvis ikke gøre ;-)
Liselotte - torsdag 21. oktober 2004 klokken 21:52
… naturligvis ikke ;-)
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Patricia - fredag 22. oktober 2004 klokken 06:12
=oD
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Yrsa - fredag 22. oktober 2004 klokken 07:09
Han kan nemlig lige præcis lære det kan han ! :-)
Ja jeg griner bare igen – man bliver lidt barsk når man har arbejdet sammen med mænd i over 20 år !
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Jokih - fredag 22. oktober 2004 klokken 07:15
MUAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Det var sg* en af de bedre :-)
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Liselotte - fredag 22. oktober 2004 klokken 09:53
Yrsa… du er et stykke råt kvindfolk ;-)
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